For those who do not know, this week (that of August 5) is
Shark Week. Today, as Casey and
her boyfriend PJ join Dave and me on the beach in Weekapaug, from the safety
of the sand, we chat about the previous night’s show and scan the expanse of
ink-blue water in search of dorsal fins or ominous shadows.
“Jaws” came out soon after I graduated from Trinity
College. I’d spent the summers of
my freshman and sophomore year working on Martha’s Vineyard, which is also the
setting of the movie. One of the
minor characters, a young guy who enjoys a drunken romp on the beach with a
shapely blond who gets chomped by a great white early in the story, also went
to Trinity. Two too many parallels
for me, and I was shaken. Shaken
to the extent that, to this day, I never swim underwater without some anxiety
and the “Jaws” theme drumming in my head, and I never go into the water without
first surveying the seas before me.
“That won’t help you, Mom,” says Casey. Chock full of info from last night’s show, she adds,
“They’re fast. They come right up
beneath you. You’ll never see it
coming.”
Great. Thanks Case.
Dave nibbles pistachio nuts, grins maniacally, and flips the
shells into the breeze, trying to land them on his daughter. Relaxation is not Dave’s forte and if
there is not a game of some sort in play, he creates one. “Pistachio Provocation” is a favorite
and he is endlessly entertained by Casey’s good-natured annoyance as shells
catch in her hair, skip off her arm, and settle on her stomach. “You’re a child Dad. ” she says with a
snort. “Beyond irritating.”
That’ll stop him. Not.
For Dave, such an admonition is bait, if you will, akin to the scent of seal to a shark.
I have no love of sharks and wish no one a maiming by those
gruesome teeth, but those numbers really piss me off. “Whenever animals kill humans, they are branded vicious
killers and hunted down. What
about the innocents we slaughter every day, all the pigs, calves, chickens and
baby lambs?”
There is a pained silence. Buzzkill. I’ve
turned a little enlightenment into a soapbox moment, but still, I think I have
a point.
With sighs, we turn to gaze out to sea where we spot
movement, a swimmer, as it turns out. With our eyes, we follow her path as
vigorous strokes propel her toward the horizon. Finally she swings left for a lengthy lap along the shore.
With admiring nods, we applaud the woman’s courage and style, but decide her
bold embrace of the sea indicates she is probably not spending evenings enthralled
by tales of the gaping maw of the megaladon on PBS.
4 comments:
This was a bit tougher to read than most posts, given the Jaws theme running though my head, prompted by your earliest mention of the same. Loved the Pistachio Provocation game - very easy to picture that going on....and on....and on. Thanks for this one. Always happy to be part of a Sylvestro outing at the beach.
My belief was that if you lay flat in the water, you are seen by the shark as a floating, organic consumable object, whereas if you are straight up and down and treading water, you are not seen that way and have the ability to kick. Not that that theory has been put to the test by me or anybody I know, for all I know I could just be spitting out CHUM!
Ah Billy, only you would have some practical wisdom, instructions in fact, on how to avoid being shark fodder! XXXOOO
More people killed by toasters? Now I'll hear the "Jaws" theme when I walk into my kitchen.
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